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littleredhatter:

fancyrussiansushi:

newsweek:

slacktory:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

And into the rabbit hole we went!

Greatest post

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stfuconservatives:

accurate

1029517:

naesnark:

genderterrorist:

OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO HORRIBLY PERFECT

I LOVE IT

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McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.

McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”